Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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