"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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