you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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