this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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