I am puke
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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