Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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