I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My friends, they love my intelligence
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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