Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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