130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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