Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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