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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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