Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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