Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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