you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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