I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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