Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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