You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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