btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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