ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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