Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize