Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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