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Dual....:-)
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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