I need help removing her.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
