She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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