I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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