I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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