id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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