I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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