you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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