how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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