He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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