when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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