I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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