6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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