Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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