After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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