i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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