im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
