why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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