Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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