Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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