You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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