You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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