Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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