apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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