I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have surprise drugs for everyone
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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