Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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