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next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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