so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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