i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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