There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He shit in the fireplace
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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