Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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