Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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