woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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